everythingfox:

He’s trying to catch them all

javascrypt:

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

alliswyattonthewesternfront:

which lenox spice village house are you living in? i’m tarragon

drysqu1d:

drysqu1d:

official-amulet-posts:

bonesbeetle:

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how’s that for in de pendant you little shit

official amulet post

moonloredraws:

It’s my birthday today, I’d love it if my art could be shared around?

striders:

me: i apologize ma’am but what you’re asking me to do would break federally enforced privacy laws, i cannot do that

customer: come on, pleaaaaaaaaaaaase?

bookkeeper-of-oa:

teatitty:

Barry’s main 2 scientific fields are chemisty and physics. They should put this man into NASA. Hal’s tested stuff for NASA before in canon so what’s more romantic than that: NASA scientist x Green Lantern who also tests out new gear for you

Fun fact: The first class of NASA astronauts were all test pilots like Hal

I’m sure you’re all smart enough to pick up what I’m putting down here

cali:

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

pomegranateruin:

don’t even know how this happened it was all a haze this kind of just appeared in front of me.. stardew valley obsession is back after 4 ½ long years

mikeseagull:

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

zippermar:

cutest sorcerer in the lands between

anattmar:

he looks very polite

melonfacade:

nitw:

my entire body hurts i’m sobbing so bad over this holy shit

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